Martin Sewell: Alcohol

The Onion | Drinking Responsibly During The Holidays

Mon, 29 Dec 2003 02:56:24 GMT

Some tips...

Sober Santa

Thu, 04 Dec 2003 17:31:19 GMT

Get Santa pissed.

Promillelukko

Thu, 04 Dec 2003 14:30:59 GMT

A horribly, horribly familiar experience...

Link thanks to Robert.

Brain benefits of 'a quick pint'

Thu, 06 Nov 2003 12:01:26 GMT

"Middle-aged men now have a good excuse to go to the pub with their mates - it is good for their brains."

<Airplane!>"Guess I picked the wrong year to give up drinking!"</Airplane!>

Thanks to Ian F for the link; and to Dr. Singh-Manoux, a research psychologist in the Department of Epidemiology & Public Health at UCL for leading the research. ;-)

Beer mat flipping 'perfected'

Mon, 03 Nov 2003 14:44:13 GMT

I've just tried it sober, tricky.

"Bulmers, makers of Strongbow, have sent consignments of the new Aeromats to student bars at [...] University College London to test them before it considers whether to distribute them elsewhere."

The Observer | International | Russia's child alcoholics get their own clinic

Mon, 27 Oct 2003 21:21:10 GMT

"Of the estimated 12,200 child alcoholics in Russia, 25 can be housed in this treatment centre on Leninskii Prospekt in Moscow."

NEWS.com.au | Rugby fans try to drink the pubs dry (October 27, 2003)

Mon, 27 Oct 2003 21:05:01 GMT

Wasn't me!

Is Europe Drinking Too Much?

Mon, 27 Oct 2003 21:01:55 GMT

I've been teetotal for six months today!

Drinkometer - The Drink-o-Meter Test - How much Alcohol have you consumed?

Sun, 19 Oct 2003 23:23:22 GMT

Oh dear.

Whisky of Mass Destruction - how the US spied on a tiny island distillery

Sun, 28 Sep 2003 14:07:46 GMT

"We produce 16,000 cases a year, a weapon of mass drunkenness."

Link from Dave

No Beer Goggles for Girls

Sat, 27 Sep 2003 12:06:31 GMT

I've wasted thousands...sue them! Sue them all!

Thanks to Vanessa for the link.

penischeek.com

Fri, 26 Sep 2003 15:46:11 GMT

This is odd, we all drink too much and pass out here in the UK. Respect not ridicule!

Mediterranean diet 'extends life'

Wed, 03 Sep 2003 02:25:52 GMT

'Drinking red wine and cooking with olive oil may help us to live longer, say scientists.'

The acknowledged health benefits of alcohol seem to have varied inversely with the amount I've consumed.

Wed, 20 Aug 2003 00:32:03 GMT

Ireland tightens drinking laws, bans "happy hour"

Major shake-up for drinking laws in Scotland

I've waited all my life for 24-hour licensing...too fucking late now!

Tue, 05 Aug 2003 00:33:33 GMT

I've now been teetotal for 100 days. I'll drink to that. ;-)