On Saturday, we went to Boris and Sarah's wedding at Harrowden Hall near Wellingborough. They've been together for sixteen years, but then it's best not to rush into these things, eh? ;-)
"We're both divorced, but we wish you well." (Me, to the bride)
"I've not seen you eat any food, how do we know that you're not trying to poison us?" (Me)
"Well, we do weddings every weekend." (Catering staff)
"You'd better hope for a few divorces then." (Me)
"Congratulations on the first ever human-baboon wedding!" (my comment in their guest book)
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