07 August 2003

This evening, I attended the first ever London Flash Mob. Which was nice. 11:57:31 PM    comment []  trackback []

Scientists believe the shape of the penis may have evolved to help men remove the semen of love rivals during sex. What's the tongue for then? 8:29:25 PM    comment []  trackback []

Good paint jobs. Thanks Bill. 7:42:29 PM    comment []  trackback []

Who would buy penis-enlargement pills from a spammer? A list of (presumably) frustrated wives was temporarily exposed. 3:42:09 PM    comment []  trackback []

Men chose sleep over sex "More than half said they were simply too tired for a social life, or to have sex when they got home after a busy day." Bullshit! They've been too busy exercising the health benefits outlined here. 12:48:12 PM    comment []  trackback []

Public Aghast as Kittens Fed Alive to Snakes! "Some people get a kick out of seeing a kitten being eaten alive by a snake," biologist Kees Ekeli, director of the Bergen Aquarium in western Norway, told Reuters. "It's cheap and it's a good size for a medium-sized snake." "We advise snake owners to train their pets to eat dead mice or rats," he said -- typically by heating up the rat or the mouse in a microwave and shaking it to make it look alive. Snakes Alive! 12:05:31 PM    comment []  trackback []

Paul Alexander's 15 minutes of fame on The Jerry Springer Show have turned into a year in prison. After receiving a tip, Cape May County prosecutors watched as Alexander and his 22-year-old girlfriend spoke of their 7-year-old child. Authorities did the math (sic) and determined that the couple's sexual relationship began when the woman was 13. Full story 10:07:53 AM    comment []  trackback []

No Big Brother Thanks, We're Malawian "People are subjected to horrible pictures which are corrupting the morals of our children," Nothale said. 9:22:44 AM    comment []  trackback []

A study into brown nosing shows that Conservatives are the new Stalinists. 9:19:25 AM    comment []  trackback []

"Husbands should not be allowed to freely use SMS (text messaging) and other easy methods such as e-mails, voicemail or even facsimile to begin divorce proceedings," Abdul Hamid told The Associated Press. "We must put a stop to it as it is morally wrong and unacceptable to society." Malaysia to change divorce-via-cell phone law. Does that include accidently messaging the wife? 9:01:44 AM    comment []  trackback []

trog slang. 1. A speleologist. rare. 2. One of a despised social group; a lout, a boor, a hooligan, an obnoxious person. 3. (See quot. 1958.) N.Z. 4. A teenager who camps out or lives in caves. temporary. 5. A person who trolls blogs, i.e. a cunt. 8:27:15 AM    comment []  trackback []

Earlier this year, I officially became the best troll in London. Web logs were made for trolling, by their self-important owners. Are you aware of any deserved victims? 1:17:22 AM    comment []  trackback []

Tonight, I've been mostly drinking in the Lord John Russell. Which was nice. 12:23:17 AM    comment []  trackback []

Thanks to Vanessa for pointing out Yidaho's blog. Refreshingly honest. :-) 12:01:19 AM    comment []  trackback []