November 26, 2005

Boris Johnson MP: Bush and Al-Jazeera

Blog entry from the Conservative MP and editor of the Spectator.
Boris Johnson MP: Bush and Al-Jazeera
Posted by Martin Sewell at 10:48 PM

'Beer goggles' effect explained

"Scientists believe they have worked out a formula to calculate how "beer goggles" affect a drinker's vision."
BBC NEWS | England | Manchester
Posted by Martin Sewell at 12:33 AM

Confessions of a photocopier repairman

"Photocopier supplier Canon is warning customers to take better care of their office equipment during the Christmas period, claiming that the festive season traditionally leads to a 25 percent hike in service calls due to incidents such as the classic backside copying prank."
CNET News.com
Posted by Martin Sewell at 12:31 AM

November 24, 2005

Google-Mart

PBS | I, Cringely . November 17, 2005
"Play to your strengths. That's the key to success in any industry. This is the week I promised to explain where I think Google is headed, and playing to the company's strengths is key if they are going to do what I think, which is effectively take over the Internet. Oh they won't steal it or strong-arm us. They'll seduce us into giving it to them. And I am not at all sure that's a bad thing."
Thanks to Robert
Posted by Martin Sewell at 12:45 PM

November 12, 2005

b3ta

This Week:
* POLITICS - Boris for PM
* LETTERS - Children write to Christopher Walken
* CUTENESS - The Yoda dog
B3TA : NEWSLETTER : "CHERIE BLAIR SEX CALENDAR"
Posted by Martin Sewell at 1:25 PM

November 8, 2005

My Nigerian Scam

etd3000: but are u into biz
martinsewell1: I'm a 419er.
etd3000: G MAN
martinsewell1: Why not? You should try it.
etd3000: ANY JOB 4 ME
etd3000: WATH ARE U INTO
martinsewell1: Scamming innocent victims in the US out of millions of dollars!
etd3000: can u teach me
martinsewell1: I thought that was what you were doing.
etd3000: yas
martinsewell1: Well good luck!
etd3000: but am new in it
etd3000: i dont no much
martinsewell1: I'm new too, I've only made $1 MILLION in the past year.
etd3000: how much 1000000
martinsewell1: Yes, one million US dollars.
etd3000: master
etd3000: 1m is a very big
martinsewell1: But I gave it all away.
etd3000: if i get 1m i go sotp G
martinsewell1: Yes, the first million is the hardest.
etd3000: are u a master or u work 4 someone
martinsewell1: I work for myself because it is difficult to trust anyone else in this business.
etd3000: let me kowe within dey
etd3000: i be ur g
etd3000: or u kown wath make i make $
etd3000: kike u
martinsewell1: Thanks.
etd3000: like u
martinsewell1: It is bed time now, good night!
etd3000: lagos g
etd3000: i dey tell u something u dey talk of bed
etd3000: ok
etd3000: bey
martinsewell1: Night!
Posted by Martin Sewell at 2:09 AM

November 4, 2005

For Americans, Getting Sick Has Its Price

"Americans pay more when they get sick than people in other Western nations and get more confused, error-prone treatment, according to the largest survey to compare U.S. health care with other nations."
washingtonpost.com
Posted by Martin Sewell at 9:02 PM

Mayor: Sever Thumbs of Graffiti Artists

"Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman has suggested that those who deface freeways with graffiti should have their thumbs cut off on television."
Guardian Unlimited | World Latest
Posted by Martin Sewell at 8:59 PM

Designer creates wall of breasts

"A Dutch designer has created a wall of fake breasts to help male shoppers buy bras that fit their wives or girlfriends."
Ananova
Posted by Martin Sewell at 8:56 PM

I wasn't joking about the sandwich I made

A 29,559 calorie sandwich, with photos.
SpartanTailgate.com - Michigan State Spartans Forums
Posted by Martin Sewell at 8:52 PM

b3ta

This Week:
* VIDEO - Four-way spesh action
* GAME - Cutesy bouncing panda
* TRAMPS - Rob gets kicked
B3TA : NEWSLETTER : "THE OFFENSIVE WANKING GAME"
Posted by Martin Sewell at 8:46 PM