FOX News' View of the BBC (.swf)
"We are seeking all the facts - already the Kay Report identified dozens of weapons of mass destruction-related programme activities and significant amounts of equipment that Iraq concealed from the United Nations. Had we failed to act, the dictator's weapons of mass destruction programmes would continue to this day."
US President George W Bush's State of the Union Address
"Picking a university is not just about choosing a course or preparing for a career. It's about the next few years of your life and you owe it to yourself to make sure that you make the most of those years in every way possible.
So, what does Harper Adams student life have in store for you?
This is the Harper Adams Experience... "
Whereas ice skating is all about protruding buttocks, ballet seems more concerned with the bulging male crotch; just how many fucking socks did those guys get for Christmas?
Apparently, it was all a dream. But if that's the case, why did I wake up with a programme?