January 4, 2004

The Nutcracker

We watched The Nutcracker at the Royal Festival Hall on Friday.

Whereas ice skating is all about protruding buttocks, ballet seems more concerned with the bulging male crotch; just how many fucking socks did those guys get for Christmas?

Apparently, it was all a dream. But if that's the case, why did I wake up with a programme?

Posted by Martin Sewell at January 4, 2004 4:10 AM | TrackBack